SKU: 36281658618

Too young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip, Travel Mug, Thermos

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Too young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip, Travel Mug, ThermosOur Products are design and created by Gem Crafts of Rotherham and hand made to order in our workshop for a truly unique gift. We can add any text for your special occasion, We can add names to a design or change details as these Products are not yet made, we print them to your choosing once ordered Our Products are made with Subliminal Ink meaning the design is infused onto the product and will not wash off or lift, the design will last as long as

Too young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip, Travel Mug, Thermos
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Carolyn Lutz
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 3
Subpar manufacturing
Color: Penn State Nittany Lions, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
We bought one of these dog toys in Happy Valley and our dogs LOVED it. I purchased two on Amazon and am disappointed with the shipment. One toy was 1st quality. The second one was in packing that was stapled back together and what we found was the toy was subpar. There were sharp pieces left from the molding process. I’m not sure how this wasn’t caught in the manufacturing process.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2025
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Lailah Rich
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Beware of tiny plastic pieces
Color: Alabama Crimson Tide, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
My nephew (brother's dog) loved it so much he has almost tore it to shreds in almost half of a year span.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2025
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J.P.
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 2
Plastic too HARD!
Color: Georgia Bulldogs, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
Plastic is extremely hard. Too hard for my puppy as is could crack his teeth.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2025
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Jennifer Davies
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Dog approved
Color: Michigan Wolverines, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
Dogs love these! On our second one when the first one became a T. Go Blue!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2025
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Beverly Thompson
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 3
Well made but not tasty
Color: Tennessee Volunteers, Style: Goal Post Chew Toy
Our dog just didn’t like it.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2026

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